Q: Why did the man freeze his money? A: He wanted cold, hard cash!
Q: What did the girl do after she drank eight sodas? A: She burped 7UP!
Q: What is the funniest soda? A: Joke-a-cola!
Q: What drink do boxers like? A: Fruit Punch!
Q: What is the frutiest lesson? A: History, because it's full of dates!
Q: What do you get when two peas fight? A: Black-eyed peas!
Q: What is the most musical bone? A: The trom-bone!
Q: How do you say your ABCs backwards? A: CBA!
Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly? A: Incorrectly!
Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!
One day two atoms were walking down a street. One said, "I think I lost an electron." The second one asked, "Are you sure?" The first one said, "Yeah I'm POSITIVE."
( Atoms have positive and negative electrons.)
