Rock Band vs. Guitar Hero

Rock Band comes with multiple instruments like the drums, the guitar, the bass guitar, and the microphone. You can also buy an extra guitar. You can also use Guitar Hero with Rock Band. Rock Band uses real songs from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Guitar Hero lets you create your own songs, but some of the songs are not real. If you search Rock Band songs on YouTube, you will see the real video without the graphics. But if you search Guitar Hero songs, you'll just get the same game with the same song. That is why we say Rock Band is better than Guitar Hero. If you say Guitar Hero is better, it is war. (Only kidding).

by Aubre, Raheem, and Andrea

Horoscopes

Aquarius: Jan 20-Feb 18-Go ahead and follow your dreams for the future.

Pisces: Feb 19-Mar 22-You're really aware of how your friends feel, which means you need to get people together.

Ares: Mar 21-Apr 19-Your birthday is coming to a theater near you.

Taurus: Apr 20-May 20-If you would stop being so stubborn, you would have more friends.

Gemini: May 21-June 20-You will have two of everything.

Cancer: June 21-July 22-Try not to be so crabby about everything.

Leo: July 23-Aug 22-You are the king of the jungle.

Virgo: Aug 23-Sept 22.-Try to relax every now and then.

Libra: Sept 23-Oct 22-You will have an amazing week.

Scorpio: Oct 23-Nov 21-You got suspended because your pet scorpion jumped out of your pocket.

Sagittarius: Nov 22-Dec 21-Be thankful for what you wish for.

Capricorn: Dec 22-Jan 19-I wish you a merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a happy new year!
Eden E. 206

Animals

Some animals are funny like dogs,
And some are scary like cats.
Bears are big, and bugs are small;
Cats and dogs are in the middle.

Some dogs are furrier than cats,
And some cats are furrier than dogs.
Some animals are playful like dogs,
And some are not-like bears.
You can tell how old some animals are,
And some you can't tell how old they are.
Some people like animals,
And then some people don't.
By Aubre` 3rd Grade

Jokes

Q: What color is a burp? A: Burple!
Q: Why did the man freeze his money? A: He wanted cold, hard cash!
Q: What did the girl do after she drank eight sodas? A: She burped 7UP!
Q: What is the funniest soda? A: Joke-a-cola!
Q: What drink do boxers like? A: Fruit Punch!
Q: What is the frutiest lesson? A: History, because it's full of dates!
Q: What do you get when two peas fight? A: Black-eyed peas!
Q: What is the most musical bone? A: The trom-bone!
Q: How do you say your ABCs backwards? A: CBA!
Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly? A: Incorrectly!
Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!

One day two atoms were walking down a street. One said, "I think I lost an electron." The second one asked, "Are you sure?" The first one said, "Yeah I'm POSITIVE."

( Atoms have positive and negative electrons.)